Stop eating spare ribs and switch to carrot cake instead

The two tables next to me are eating ginormous American size portions of spare ribs. The smell makes me feel sick. All my prayers that everyone turns vegetarian have not worked yet. I am tempted to interrupt the concert with a plea for all in attendance to stop eating meat tout de suite, but my friend Mark might get mad. Ah well I will have to listen holding my nose. When people smoke I can wave my hands showing my annoyance but when they eat meat what are you supposed to do in protest?

Any ideas please send them over.



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