Adventures of a Scottish Princess: Happy Holidays to one and all

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Happy Holidays from your very own SP and her very special friends, the lovely Claudine and KJ.

More about me...

Nessie, the loch ness monster and I are wonderful pals and we even swapped dating and dieting techniques a while back. She was on the atkins but all the birds on Loch Ness got fed up when she stole their eggs for her breakfast. The official English Royal family are very snobbish and do not acknowledge me perhaps because I am Scottish and more beautiful than them and have a cuter accent. Thankfully, my own people adore me so I try not to let the folks at Buck P get to me. I did share my birthday with the Queen Mum for many years, before she popped her clogs, but even that was not enough to grant me an invite to any of their snotty garden parties. My Scottish subjects love reading about all my adventures and now I am in New York so I was told to create my very own blog as they miss me so very much and who can blame them really.