This Royal Command from Wee Mumsy made me very sad as I like going out to parties.

Thank you to all the SP fans out there who wrote me to say how sorry they were about the toe incident and for the bouquets. Much appreciated.

(PS . Wee Mumsy bought me these tartan pj's from Marks and Spencers in Mearns Cross Shopping Center in Newton Mearns and I still wear them almost every night 5 years later. Thank you Wee Mumsy, that was a thoughtful gift.)

Ok I am not looking at my best in this photo, but you see the SP is human too, just like you. I have off days, even me. Gosh , I hope this photo does not get to Hello or Tatler or People Magazine. Yikes.

When it happened Wee Mumsy and Wee McGrannykins called me long distance.

"No parties for you, you have to stay home and put your feet up and not move from 2nd Avenue, until the doctor says you are fit to go out," they said sternly.

Many of you know the SP broke her 4th right toe not so long ago and she had to curtail her Princess duties of going to parties and having fun.

Fridge magnets. Nice. Useful bling and look at all the choices you get.

I think I will have one of each. Yes, the hope one, the change one, the yes we can one. $20.

There that is me done my bit to save the world today, that was not too hard.

The New York Times said yesterday that by the end of 2009 there will be $50 million people unemployed. That is roughly sixteen Scotlands. Gosh, I had better buy another few badges for my friends. There were probably made in China.

Phew, I just saved a job in China. I feel much better now. The Chinese migrant worker does not need to go back to the countryside now in disgrace, thanks to me. Karma Shopping, it is a wonderful thing.

On my way home from work I noticed all the Obama bling that was available in Union Square.

In the Equinox 19th Street and Broadway gym last week I saw a young fit athlete sporting an Obama t-shirt, so obviously his popularity has not diminished yet and someone is making money from this stuff.

I can not imagine anyone wearing a Gordon Brown or Tony Blair t-shirt or watch. The UK had better get a move on and catch up and get someone sexy in charge is all I can say. How about me? (Great idea, lucky I just thought of it, but I do not want to move home. Ah well, I almost had a solution there. SP T-shirts could be so popular it could save the global meltdown in one fell swoop. Maybe it is my duty to go home but then the American economy would collapse and that is not fair either to my countrymates out here. Oh, what a quandry to be in.)

Happy President's Day to all my American LLS ( Loving and Loyal Subjects).
To celebrate I noticed our streets are filled with Obama bling such as this here T-Shirt.
One wonders if Obama has endorsed all the memorabilia available, it feels like we have Elvis Presly as a president.

To become an Obama supporter you only needed to put in $1 and then you had a chance to win a backstage pass for the inauguration.

In Scotland and the UK when prime ministers are elected there was never a backstage pass last I checked. Now we are cool here in the US, everyone needs to follow suit.

To all my Loyal and Loving Subjects, I hereby make a sacred wish that all your dreams come true.

Don't forget even when times are hard and you may even have lost your job, or lost your IPhone, or lost your savings, or lost your home, no one can ever take away your dreams.

"Oh thank you so much SP. Last year you saved the Home Depot Elves and this year you saved the Santas ,especially our poor brother in the junk heap on Houston Street, what would we do without you, I can't bear to think," said Santa Britelite, with a smile and a Christmass cheer glint in his kind old eyes.

"At least it is free."They said, huddling close to each other.

You guys have got the right idea spread the word, love is what you need.

"We keep ourselves warm by cuddling."

"Let me warm it up for you a bit more." I huffed with all my might into the chimney thank goodness for all that Pranayama and my good Scottish lungs.

See I am only out the door two minutes and already here I am doing another mitzvah, selfless service, who is better than me. I guess that is what makes me a Princess.

"Guys follow the reindeer, he always knows the way to go, go stand over by the Chanukah chimney and warm yourselves up, you pair must be freezing in this cold weather, poor wee things."

"Spare some Hanukah gelt for me, Princess, we Jews have to stick together in times of need."

"I'm freezing, got any dough left or did you spend it all on booze?"

The cold night air sent a chill down me as I left. I looked at my IPhone Weather. 25 degrees. BBBRrrrrrrr....... Yet another bozo hounding me, just when I thought I had escaped.

Happy New Year to one and all.

If the recession is getting you down then do something big like me. Make someone out there's dream come true. Somewhere out there is your very own reindeer, waiting for you, right here and right now.

A simple,sincere kiss costs nothing and can change the world.

And on that happy note I am off, night all.

"Oh this is so exciting in all my wildest, wildest dreams, I never thought, a smooch from you, of all people, NY's world famous Scottish Princess.

You made my dream come true."

And so I completed my mission quite by accident.

Santa at the junk shop was free and I was spared for another adventure.

"Come O LLS, Loyal and Loving Subject. Pay homage to the Princess and prepare for the Royal Smooch. Stand Guard. And Rise! "

"Wee Jimmy stop stop, she said kiss a reindeer, that is me. My dream is to kiss a real live Princess. Don't shoot her, at least not just yet."

"Any last wishes before I send you to the SP heaven in the blue skies?"

Gosh it is all to end here at some downtown dive, murdered by my own buddy for $50 and an Iphone. Help maboab!

"Yes, I came here to make my dream come true, I always wanted to kiss a reindeer, as I love animals so and I never saw a real one before, grant me that one last wish before you send me to the high heavens. Please, for old times sakes." I begged , grasping at the first thing that came to mind.

Hand over the 3g, Sp and show us what is in your sheep handbag, ah hah,your dancing earnings, your passport, your non driver Id, your keys to the Second Ave Princess Pad, $50 nice nice. I'll take that."

Yikes I was being mugged. I have not been mugged since the mid 1980's. I thought New York was safe now. Everyone is desperate now, even Wee Jimmy, he used to be so nice.