To all my Loyal and Loving Subjects, I hereby make a sacred wish that all your dreams come true.

Don't forget even when times are hard and you may even have lost your job, or lost your IPhone, or lost your savings, or lost your home, no one can ever take away your dreams.

"Oh thank you so much SP. Last year you saved the Home Depot Elves and this year you saved the Santas ,especially our poor brother in the junk heap on Houston Street, what would we do without you, I can't bear to think," said Santa Britelite, with a smile and a Christmass cheer glint in his kind old eyes.

"At least it is free."They said, huddling close to each other.

You guys have got the right idea spread the word, love is what you need.

"We keep ourselves warm by cuddling."

"Let me warm it up for you a bit more." I huffed with all my might into the chimney thank goodness for all that Pranayama and my good Scottish lungs.

See I am only out the door two minutes and already here I am doing another mitzvah, selfless service, who is better than me. I guess that is what makes me a Princess.

"Guys follow the reindeer, he always knows the way to go, go stand over by the Chanukah chimney and warm yourselves up, you pair must be freezing in this cold weather, poor wee things."

"Spare some Hanukah gelt for me, Princess, we Jews have to stick together in times of need."

"I'm freezing, got any dough left or did you spend it all on booze?"

The cold night air sent a chill down me as I left. I looked at my IPhone Weather. 25 degrees. BBBRrrrrrrr....... Yet another bozo hounding me, just when I thought I had escaped.

Happy New Year to one and all.

If the recession is getting you down then do something big like me. Make someone out there's dream come true. Somewhere out there is your very own reindeer, waiting for you, right here and right now.

A simple,sincere kiss costs nothing and can change the world.

And on that happy note I am off, night all.

"Oh this is so exciting in all my wildest, wildest dreams, I never thought, a smooch from you, of all people, NY's world famous Scottish Princess.

You made my dream come true."

And so I completed my mission quite by accident.

Santa at the junk shop was free and I was spared for another adventure.

"Come O LLS, Loyal and Loving Subject. Pay homage to the Princess and prepare for the Royal Smooch. Stand Guard. And Rise! "

"Wee Jimmy stop stop, she said kiss a reindeer, that is me. My dream is to kiss a real live Princess. Don't shoot her, at least not just yet."

"Any last wishes before I send you to the SP heaven in the blue skies?"

Gosh it is all to end here at some downtown dive, murdered by my own buddy for $50 and an Iphone. Help maboab!

"Yes, I came here to make my dream come true, I always wanted to kiss a reindeer, as I love animals so and I never saw a real one before, grant me that one last wish before you send me to the high heavens. Please, for old times sakes." I begged , grasping at the first thing that came to mind.

Hand over the 3g, Sp and show us what is in your sheep handbag, ah hah,your dancing earnings, your passport, your non driver Id, your keys to the Second Ave Princess Pad, $50 nice nice. I'll take that."

Yikes I was being mugged. I have not been mugged since the mid 1980's. I thought New York was safe now. Everyone is desperate now, even Wee Jimmy, he used to be so nice.

"Leave it out, Wee Jimmy. I am going to see Checkov The Seagull tomorrow on Broadway, I need my beauty sleep."

"Leaving so early. I don't think so, stop right there, who said you could leave so early?"

I was barred by a drunken Glasga gangsta called Wee Jimmy.

Good night sweet SP, sweet dreams, sorry you never fulfilled your mission but have a good night anyway. I wish you a wonderful 09 and may all your dreams come true." said a sexy fairy.

May all your dreams come true, that rings a bell but what was it, again?

True enough, the party seemed to be on a second wave and everyone was doing the rumba and having a blast.

I was beat. I needed to sneak away and leave them to it.

"Stay, the night is young, find a Santa that made a dream come true or even better help someone here to fulfil their dream, if anyone can it is you," said my friends.

"Princess, don't go, what about your mission, don't you have a mitzvah to do? Is that not why you came?"said the Teffilin Candy Cane.

"Santas, Elfies, Pixies, Pirates, Polar Bears, Dancing Queens, Guys, I love you but I gotta go.

Have fun, dance the night away.

Great meeting you all, Good luck. Good night." I announced to no one in particular.

"Take him home" snarled his friend, "he is lots of fun and I am too. I am homeless since the bank took my keys back last month, I need a nice warm roof over my head. So what if I was just a student at Parsons they said my bartending job was good enough to give me a mortgage on a Soho penthouse and now they threw me out on the streets. You have a two bedroom place, don't you SP? Think of us. Be charitable for once."

"I have two room mates I am afraid otherwise I would with pleasure, honest." I lied.

These guys wanted everything from me, my home, my new phone, my dancing tips. I was beginning to get tired and fed up with all this harrassment and begging and aggressiveness.

"Looking for some Christmas Cheer? When I saw no one was getting gifts I decided to be a gift myself and now you get me at the end of your tree in the morning, nice huh?" said the Christmas Present.

"So why are you here then and not with some deserving family?"I asked the Christmas Present.

"Because the family returned me...sob sob." He wailed. "Do you want a nice holiday gift, when you open me up there are lots of goodies to explore inside."

I'll bet.

"I used to be the Chairman of Lehman Brothers and now I am a hobo clown without two cents to rub together."

"Aaww, you look like someone I once knew, Captain Dave. Cheer up hobo, here's a smooch to send you on your merry way."

"Smooch, I need $50,000, consider my monthly overheads with nanny, house in the Hamptons, Ivy League school fees for the brats, park avenue doormen to take care of and you give me a smooch. Hand over that 3g and get me another g and t," said the hobo with his empty drink in his hand.

The Santas danced the night away. They all looked quite happy to me actually or maybe I was just getting a bit intoxicated myself.

I knew I had come there for a reason, but what was it? To make new friends, that was it.