After kissing they started dancing!

People were so jubilant to see this new face of the armed forces, who can blame them. Maybe the world is really shifting.

Ps you got first wind of it here on my blog.

Gosh this snogging is contagious

Banksy US fans started kissing and cuddling in the middle of the show in sympathy of the police coming out! Cool!

I wish someone would have grabbed me but nothing.

The new police are super friendly and have a smily face and wings.

The coppers are our friends , nothing to fear anymore.

Banksy was so nice taking up valuable wall space showing us a much sweeter side of the police force. Who knew! They really should send him a thank you note at the very least. Or put him in charge of their PR.

Oh me oh my, bobbies kissing

Well after HRH took off to Vac A and I took charge by punishing the looters with some compulsory SP blog reading,one critique per post required, it seems like everybody just got inspired, even the coppers who were supervising the reading groups and probably had a sneaky wee read themselves, and one and all decided to go a bit wild and let their true selves out in celebration of self expression.

Check this out - Banksy the famous UK street artist new piece shows two coppers having a snog in his new show in a disused factory space in Southampton.

Oh,la la!

Now the coppers are generally closed type of folks and this new flamboyant display of their sensuality was quite shocking to many of us as we expect the bobbies to be hitting us with their truncheons rather than kidding. Maybe all the looting was quite exciting a bit of action at last and that prompted the snog.

Or they started reading my blog and felt so bad about my single state and lack of ability to find the Skelly's Leader's Lair, that they started kissing to cheer themselves up.

Or maybe they were bored when the looting stopped and they had to go back to the humdrum catching people for speeding or rescuing cats from trees or whatever they do all day to keep themselves busy.

Banksy caught them at it and now you can see in the UK well things they are a'changing! Be free, do what you want! Don't get in our way. We will snog if we want leave us in peace.

I like this new sexy spirit which considering all the possible reasons was most probably inspired by my blog. Good job Banksy for catching it so fast and showing the closeted US folks what is really going on back at the ranch in the Smoochy UK.

Last week I was biking home from work when I saw this poster on 5th Avenue and 15th Street.

SOS - save our streets oh dear Princess. All is forgiven for being more popular than me.

Yes it was Wills and his bride, thingymig,( how soon we forget across the pond, Katherine I think) or was it HRH and her hubby, the animal disguise was so good, I was struggling to see who it was. Closer look, the kitten's hat was surely more Mumsy's style.

The Royal She who is the only one with higher status than moi, would never let her own LLS know she was asking for help from Little Old Me, but I know her well enough to read a sure sign by now.

They were making their fast getaway in a mini dressed as their pets hoping no one would notice they had no intention whatsoever of staying behind to clear up the mess in Croydon - or any other looting locations.

Naturally they wanted everything sorted out and back to normal by the time they got back from their Vac A as they call it here, so hence I was summoned. Nearly crashed my bike when I saw this.

Look you looters, you are giving the rest of us a bad name. Go home with your new iPads and google Scottish Princess , you will forget your grumbles and have a good laugh instead.
Community Service can be ten hours a day blog reading and helping me turn it into a movie. That should turn you all into law abiding citizens in no time. Disunited Kingdom today -laughing over a plate of steaming hot porridge tomorrow. There that was easy! Enjoy your Vac A , Mumsy, don't hesitate to reach out if there are any other problems back at the ranch.

This duck looks like a great new mode of transport

I love in Harry Potter the way they jump on dinosaurs and ferocious winged creatures and are sped to safety!

Hello Lucky Ducky, so sad all alone, let's fly away on an adventure together , what do do you say, I don't weigh much, well not a colossal amount. Would you like a little ricecake?

August 4th is Scottish Princess Day! It is my birthday today, hurrah.

This is me as a Bonny wee lassie in sunny Glasgow, even as a babe I insisted on designer cashmere. I never lowered the standards I am pleased to say.

As you can see even as a wee bairn I was alert and keeping a keen eye out for hostile invaders and the like. In those days the Skellys were safely underground and were simply plotting their evil takeover.

Tonight 55 loving and loyal subjects will descend on the SP pad to pay homage and deliver their expensive gifts. Any one coming empty-handed should return next year or do some quick gift shopping on their smart phone.

I wish I could say another year older another year wiser. But no amount of 5 Rhythm dancing seems to have knocked sense into me so I will guess I will stumble on or as Bob Dylan says, "Keep on keeping on."

My one prayer is for my prince to find me this year and for all my single friends the same.

So a night off from the Skellys unless they show up uninvited at the party.

Down with Batwings! She roared!

Wow this lass sure is a feisty one, just what we need to ramp up the stakes. Skellys beware, Jena is on it!

Looking for a Skelly Hunter, count me in lass.

Oh what great news! The New York Diva Jena La Flamme just came on board. She will go through the Skellys diet and get them off batwings and on a raw pure vegan diet! That will soon get them retreating underground forever , thanks Jena. You look super sexy too! This will encourage more folks to join us for sure!

Given my huge task of saving the world alone, I had better look sexy while I am at it.

To this end Wheylan Playa Couture designer created this Super SP garb!

Here I am modeling it at the pool at Pex Summer festival. Ok now I look the part, I am ready to start the hunt.

Here Skelly Welly, come to Mama.....

You will live forever

Another Skelly Art piece at the Hamptons Art Fair, this is what they say when they entice you to join their gang.

The smart retort is,"Who wants to live forever if life is simply preparing batwing souffles and washing grimy blankets. Keep eternity, Skellywag! har de har! You don't fool me!".

If you ever hear this don't be tempted, a forever lifetime of slavery is no fun, better to die young and free I say.

Another Skelly Fashionista

Only last night at Lyki Li summer stage central park concert, a fan was proudly parading this t-shirt.

No amount of coaxing would prevail her to burn it either. Ah well.

Why do I have to do everything myself?

This picture says it all. There is a whole world of smart, brilliant, brave people out there and yet it seems like only me is fighting the Skellys and I have to save the whole world single handedly when I would much rather be having a simple manicure.

Ok so Granny Glasgow knocked out two but that still leaves many thousands to go.

It seems everywhere I look people are wearing Skelly Logos and loving it, dopes!

I heard from a reliable source, one of my most loyal and loving subjects from Caledonia, that those that wear the Skelly Face logo are actually Skellys in disguise with human body masks. A hideous thought.

I will keep you posted. Returning to my investigations now.

Badly in need of help, all interested parties may apply here for the War of the Worlds 2, Battle of the Skellys.