Gosh look at all those folk rushing out the museum like me before he grabs them for this karma yoga art color tape job, who can blame them, I feel sorry for the ones that got nabbed. They will probably be in the museum for weeks. Ah well at least that will probably store them enough good Karma to eat a steak or something like that.

Oh oh he is pointing at me. Yikes.

"I'd love to stay and help Swami but I have a hot date with Sweeny Todd to see Sweeny Todd tonight. I have to get ready, he is already upset he did not win the oscar and like you he is not the type that you want to get too much more upset."

I scooted out the back entrance of Moma quite relieved to have just a fun date with a murderer to look forward to instead of taping up the whole museum floor.

I don't think he can see me from up here thankfully.

Gosh would you look at all that Karma yoga, the Swami has got these poor folk who probably thought they were going to have a relaxing afternoon at the museum recovering the whole entrance steps with different color tape. Yikes that will take hours.

I'm off before he sees me, that is not how I want to spend my day. See Ya!

Meanwhile at Moma all hands are on deck frantically preparing the way for the new hit show"Color Chart:Reinventing Color 1950 to Today. Wow that sculpture looks a tad like Swami Vishnu Devananda, how did he get down here. I hope he is not going to make me clean the Mens toilets at Moma that is quite a job.

I scooted down the steps el rapido in case he saw me.

"Hey the Alt Oscars psot was fab, what was that lady wearing at the end, did she win an Oscar at least. The Dog Community liked Blackie too and we have invited him to New York so he can wear a cool Juicy Couture coat like me. I love New York because you can wear anything you like."

The Can Can lady was very brave and caused her own diversion with a highly risque dance that blew the socks off the Rats shenanigans.

"We will come with you to Sweeny Todd I think you may need an escort," said Kiki, "his knife looked rather sharp and bloody and we need you to continue writing your blog for your loyal SP followers and of course for the Dog Community."

This man makes a smart costume observation on the New Yorkers endless insistence on wearing black.

"Do you need a date for Sweeny Todd tomorrow night I am available and I promise to hide your eyes with my apron during the gory bits?"
How can you say no to an offer like that, sadly it was the best I had had all night. At least I have a date and maybe I can convince him to see Mary Poppins on Broadway instead.

The Chef tried to make a flambe crepe suzette on stage blindfolded as a diversion but he had forgotten his grand marnier so he ran to the bar in a panic.

"We want our oscar! Give us our oscar. Rats rock."

At this point the evening became a little chaotic and all the rat chefs ran to the stage demaning an oscar at once or they would rampage our best restaurants and have them shut down.

"Well that is downright dopey" this elegant frock coated gentleman said," and confusing for all of us here. Now me, anyone can see from a mile off what I am."

"The first ever Oscars judge?" I asked.

"Hey SP, Can I do the gourmet dinner for ten for you, I know some great Scottish recipes."

Stefan had got a little confused and combined both the chef and the Little Rat Chef in his costume as a two for one costume package idea, original certainly.

"I couldn't decide which character I preferred so I decided to be them both," he explained.

The MGM lion won the prize for the only person in an MGM lion costume. Being a leo myself I thought this was a very deserved prize.

"Sweeny Todd will still be playing somewhere in 2018, my calendar is clear that whole year."

My friends really help out.

Ok ladies Sweeny Todd tomorrow night? anyone in?
'I've got coaching calls to do tomorrow night SP no can do," said Claudinsky.
"I am brushing my teeth, brushing my hair and watching paint dry,"said Sash "otherwise I would come with you for sure. We hear that movie is super violent and a barrel of laughs. It is very high on my to do list for 2018."

"Stop being such a bully you Mr Todd. Go back to Broadway we hear the show is better than the fim," I told him.

"Have you seen my film yet,SP? You had better go and see it tomorrow if you know what is good for you. A good review in your blog would do wonders for the crappy reviews, got it lady?"

"Coming right up Sir, luckily I have no plans other than to see your film tomorrow night." I lied.

Sweeny Todd threatened this dashing cavalier lad with a nasty neck injury if he did not hand over an oscar to him immediately.

Fluff decided to dress as the SP which I thought was very flattering but I had to remind him he needed his tiara to complete the look, the white gloves was an elegant and princess like touch which scored him some points but not quite enough for an oscar sadly. This night can be very disappointing but he took it well and is still smiling despite being prizeless as opposed to priceless.

Poor Lars had moustache issues all night.

Lars and the Real Girl sported by Captain Dave, you may remember his Snakes on a Plane outfit from last year won the much coveted I need Rehab prize. We saw this movie together so obviously he wore the costume for me and so he had to win a prize. He did say afterwards that was the only film he saw all year but none the less I like to claim credit for this prizewinning costume.

Jules and Wheylan the KK It couple looked divine in incredible matching reflective new coats created especially for this very party.
One hopes they argue constantly at home as they are WAY TOO HAPPY everytime I see them making the rest of us look and feel comparitavely miserable.

Knowing how partial I am to fine dining many people picked the Ratatouille chef theme. This chef promised to prepare me a splendid meal at home for ten if I would only just post his picture in my world famous blog. I am quite fussy so he is working on his menu for the next few weeks. All loyal subjects and SP followers are invited to the East Village to sample his gourmet French cuisine.

Juno deserves a prize for making it acceptable and cool to be pregnant and still at school, for sheer bravery she should win.