Liberty lady was smiling

I really wanted the headdress more than any of the signs. Where was that pizza just a teeny piece might knock her out for 20 minutes whilst I "borrow" her headdress. Ach, she looked too healthy. Never mind.

Then spread your ideas to the 10089 other Occupy Stations across the globe, wow good organization.

The two lads looked very busy indeed, eyes all on the screen.

Excuse me don't let the Anti Apple Flag guy see you or there may be a problem. You pair look very healthy, what did you have for lunch?

They ignored me totally.

Your Ideas
Your Solutions

You go straight there after the coaching when you get your ideas straight in your head.

She had some dramatic make up on too. I wonder if she does make up lessons too, better not ask.

I was walking away when I suddenly noticed she had written her sign on a USED PIZZA box! Oh no! Call First Aid. The pale face and dark eyes was probably caused by the slow poisoning.

Ma'm, please don't take this personally but we are walking over to Basic First Aid now. That empty pizza box is a little alarming, well very alarming. Please close up shop and follow me. I am sure they have some natural arnica or healing remedy for poison, they seem very prepared. How many slices did you eat? Hopefully not too many.

I grabbed her arm but she shook me off. Security security she cried. This nut here says I have been poisoned and I have never felt better in my life, the sweet air of Liberty Square is agreeing with me. Please remove her from the Think Tank station.

Wait,wait, the poison takes 6 months to work it is non traceable, just read all about it on the sign about the NSA. We must treat you before the poison kicks in, look at your dark eyes and deathly pale skin. Hurry , please! Death by pizza is a terrible, lonely way to go, may the NSA be forgiven for this crime against humanity. Who are the NSA anyway? They must have a big axe to grind.

Nonsense! I always look pale, you dope. Honestly these tourist occupy wannabes are wasting my time and energy. Please go, we have important work to do. I feel fine, trust me.

Don't say I didn't warn you, I muttered and strolled off before I was evicted from OWS. I give her three weeks. I can't say I didn't try and help.

Everyone was enjoying the delicious grub

I hope they will all be OK tomorrow.

At the Food Station they were serving many things

But no pizza.

You, you with the pink turban,what kind of sign do you think that is?

Down with this Sort of Thing.

That's the best you got. Go straight to the coach . He is free tomorrow between 6am and 7am when I am Occupying Old Amos The Dude's tent. It is his only free hour. Book it now, you would be mad not to. You will never get girls with a non message like that.

Also could you please Smile. The man in the White Turban leading the Arm Exercises said everyone has to smile and breathe. Ps. What did You have for lunch ? Pizza by any chance maybe that is why you are so white and stern looking. Don't touch that pizza. No more how tempting the pepperoni looks.

He just moseyed along and ignored my rant and valuable advice. I was clearly not the figure of importance I once was.

My Occupied Wall Street Journal do you have a space in the paper tomorrow for a big new headline, Whatever you may do, DON'T EAT THE PIZZA.

He scoffed at me. Do you think you are being funny? This is serious down here we have no time or room for these unconfirmed conspiracy stories.
You can't say I didn't try.
From the corner of my eye I could see someone gagging, choking, or maybe they were just clearing their throat getting ready to speak. Am I loosing it now? This OWS is getting to me! Coach! coach, when do we start, help! I am going nuts.

I went back to all the spots in the beginning gripped by a desperate need to save them all and so be the Hero of the hour!

The old man was still reading from his notes, drone , drone, capitalism oppresses the masses, do something now etc etc. The crowd had defiantly dwindled around him. Gosh do you think it was the pizza or death by boredom?

How am I supposed to find Amos tent at 6am tomorrow, they all look alike?

Yikes, I had better warn him not to eat the pizza too. Hurry, SP.

Merchandise and Printing guy

Have a dollar but please don't eat the pizza.

He really needs some coaching

Don't forget me when I will be an important name. Import Ant on two separate lines, no different colors, wooly egotistical message. No good , despite the fetching revolutionary garb and goatee.

Fine young Sir, or should I say Lenin to Be, may I suggest you sign up for some $20 coaching from the chap over there, he will soon help you get your message in order. I don't understand your sign and if I can't and I am a Princess what chance will the 99% have?
Ps don't eat that pizza slice it's poisoned , didn't you read the sign over there. It is a plot by the 1% to kill us all off, well you off. Currently I am a fringe comedy blogger and untutored or coached so not worth killing off.

There was a basic First aid tent at the back of the park

I am not sure basic covers sinister mysterious pizza poisoning , perhaps I should offer my advanced mouth to mouth and Pranhic healing services here , I do want to be useful but last I checked even that can be ineffectual when it comes to Slow Death in a few months time by Pizza poisoning.

Help create a new economy - sign made after 5 hours with the coaching man

It had lots of different colors and deep messages but you needed an hour to read it and whose attention span is that long these days?

What was the takeaway here I wanted to know, the punchy sound bite that will change my world and radicalize me? This sign dragged on a bit but looked pretty.

This sign warned off poisoned pizza which took months to work.

Yikes all the OWS folk were going to die lonely deaths in a few months and no one will know why. You read it here first in this blog but please no one accuse me.

I looked around to see if I could grab some poisoned pizza from some at great risk handsome revolutionary and save his poor life but no one was eating any contaminated pizza. I guess they all read the sign too. Phew! One less thing to do tonight, life saving can be taxing, just as well.

Giant Rat lay on it's side with it's tongue hanging out.

Not sure what was the message was but that was just because I hadn't had any coaching yet to get myself up to date with all the Zuccotti Park nuances and messages.

Gandi Quote. She must have gone to the Coaching classes

Or maybe she got it from the library. If they can't turn you into a revolutionary here no one can.
It looks good for my next career ,all the tools are here. They will be calling Princess Trotsky in no time.

I asked the Coaching section guy where the Kissing Area was.

I am here to turn you into a visionary and great speaker! Once you master that everyone will want to kiss you, you will wow the lads with your articulate profound messages. $20 an hour, interested?

Do you also offer Coaching for pick up lines and witty repartee? I asked hopefully.

Sure, we do all that, just sign on the dotted line.

I paid for ten hours on the spot, it couldn't hurt. Whatever it takes.
So now I am committed to being coached. Watch this space for revolutionary gems and brilliant thinking ....

Do You have an Extra Extra Small low cut super tight size for me? I asked the orange Tshirt lady.

They are mostly large and medium but we provide scissors to cut them up and revolutionize them after you buy them. She was very understanding that a Large Tshirt was useless for me as I had no need for extra PJ's.

You can even shop for Hand Made Couture Occupy Wall Street Tshirts $15! A bargain.

She makes them as you wait.

Also there is very good food available so I heard

Come for the day, the night, lots to do, join the 99%. And it is free to come here.

If you did not feel like yoga there was a full revolutionary library to browse through

Please do not remove from the library. You may get some clever sign ideas here as well as do an ideas sharing date.

A man in a turban was leading a yoga exercise class in the meditation corner of Zuccatti Park.

Breathe. Smile. He said.

It was a catchy song see words below

We're marching to the beat
Of Occupy Wall Street.
We're here to shout
We've been left out.
We're turning up the heat.

It was both a jolly and sad song and Bob Dylan I am sure would have approved.

My favorite part was singing the Occupy Wall Street songs with Paul Stein

I wished him a good shabbas and soon a wee crowd gathered round him.

The flag had all the business logos on it

Google, visa,Verizon , apple... The list went on. I took his photo with my Apple iPhone but he didn't object.

For some signs you needed a first from Oxford or Cambridge in Political Science to understand them

Wake up and Take up a sign! Ok I understand that!

Majority of New Yorkers support OWS

According to a new survey..
Blah, blah....Signs and more signs, yes yes but where were the other sexy sign holders was what I wanted to know..

Today's date. You don't bother going for a glass of wine, you share a sign together and schmooze and flirt whilst you get your photo taken.

I can't wait my next date we are going sign sharing in Zuccatti Park as long as he makes it and I get all the credit. It was so romantic sharing a sign with Amos. I was really falling for him and his witty sign and we were almost sort of touching fingers under the sign ever so subtle like, but when I said let's Occupy Each Other in your tent he said no way, I am too busy meeting lots of red hot revolutionary girls like you to waste time hidden away in my tent . Four other girls just became my FB friend and if you could move along I see two other cute girls who want to take my photo. But if you come back at 6am when no one else is here , we can for sure Occupy my Tent , Princess Babycakes. My Sign card is pretty full till then.

Hhhmmmmph... charming. I am not biking back there at 6am and anyway how would I find his tent amongst all the others? Ok I would have gone back but the thought of knocking on all the many tents and whispering , Are you the Age of Hilarious Guy in there did not greatly appeal. Maybe some other hunk would have pulled me into his tent instead but the while thing seemed a bit dicy with the snog chances low to probably zero. Too Risky.

Later , Amos , I said all cool. I emailed you your photo so we can be FB friends and take it from there, thanks for sharing your fabulous sign.

My pleasure, he winked at me. But other people were pushing me along to take his photo, so I had to move on.

This is the Dawing of the Age of the Hilarious - Occupy Everything

Call me Amos Fisher@gmail.com

Wow that is a good way to get your contact info over to someone sexy Without seeming too keen , you just put it on the bottom of your sign! And point to it. Nice one. Amos and I really bonded when I promised I would put him in my blog and lots of girls would go crazy over him and his funny cute sexy sign.

The speaker was droning on a bit too much for my liking

A few folk wiggled their fingers when he said the word capitalism. But no kissing.

People were listening and repeating call and response to a dry revolutionary lecture under the red sculpture

No one seemed to be kissing. How come I missed that part?

You can read The Occupied Wall Street journal should you have a minute to spare.

On the cover was a young couple kissing! It could have been me! I knew that was half the reason people were here , the snogging opportunities in tents and in the square were boundless. Where is the Community Affairs guy when you need him?

The Occupiers were at tables, in tents, singing songs..,

There was so much to do and see there is really no point in going to the theater anymore this is free, live and it is history on your doorstep. I wonder if anyone is making a reality show yet?

Gimme that sign it's big enough to share

As usual I was making lots of new friends. As soon as I held a sign I felt much ,much better and more involved than spectator fringe person I was without a sign.

No more war

A basic message, a basic sign. One of the 99 % for sure.

My token 1% real estate guy was still there from last week.

His message a simple one. 99% + 1% / 100%. we are all one. ( two different colors).

He was the only guy in a suit that I could see, quite brave and dishy too. He seemed to be the only one from the other side.

We are not Bolsheviks yet...

Said a wanna be Bolshevik

Can I borrow your Tshirt oh please please please

It had two different colors and was well cool.

It's freezing man I wear this Tshirt sign to keep warm they say snow is on it's way, but if you really want it I will swap you for your blue wool coat. He kindly offered.

Not likely this is Prada. I told him sweetly but firmly, but he said it is only the 1% who care about labels now so I should surrender it.

At that moment politely I noticed a very good friend I had not seen in years or pretended to notice such friend and moved along before he got my designer jacket.

I like the new T Shirt Sign thing

He looked a wee bit tired but cheered up when I said he would soon be famous when he stars in this here blog.

I could feel Sign Envy coming on again badly

I wonder if they have support groups for that yet. Maybe I should start one.

Ron Paul says End Wars End Fed End IRS.

Not too much to ask really.

At the edge of the Park people stood in groups

Showing signs , lecturing, being interviewed.

The Wall Street Bull, Bernaki , People need jobs

This man's mural said it all. I asked him if I could borrow it for a photo shoot.

"Not a chance, lass. Make your own." Meanie!

There were lots of tents but no loos

One protestor told me the nearby pizza place locks the toilets so folk can't use them. Now that is mean.

I must say the Protestors and Occupiers loved having their photo taken almost as much as me. Well not quite.

Occupy Everywhere. Community Affairs sat on the wall and did a perfect peace sign. I asked him if he would be interested in having an affair with a member of the community, as East Village is sort of neighbors to Wall Street well 20 minutes by bike.

I am not leaving my perch but try me later,he said. Ok things were looking interesting already. Now who else?

The first thing we say were lots of coppers across the street

No tear gas, no rubber bullets everything seemed calm luckily as I was not in the mood to be imprisoned as I have a costume party tonight.

There were Star of David's inlaid on the doors

I was feeling very heimeshe down at the Shul but Michael J sped off so I had to follow.

Of course we took a wee detour via Elderidge Street synagogue where we said a Chamotzi and shared some fresh raisin challah

It looks like a Sephardi Shul to me, said Michael. The ornate mosaics and decoration were magnificent.

Hurry SP OWS awaits, stay to the right and don't fall off your bike

On the way we raced through Chinatown.

All the real action in the US started in the Brookfield property , Zuccotti Park

Follow me everyone ...... I took a bike ride down with Michael J for my second visit tonight.

Revolution was in the air......

Keep Things Precisely As They Are

Leave Well Enough Alone

I'm Good Thanks

Change Schmange

I've Got Mine

Yup, I knew it as soon as I wrote about this whole make a cool sign in my blog everyone got into it and next thing I knew The New Yorker had done a whole thing about the 1% Fat Cat Wall Street Bankers who from what I understand were getting sign envy themselves.

Change, Schmange was my favorite of the Occupy Occupy Wall Street movement signs so far. The 1% are fighting back too! No one wants to be left out of the Protest Action and who can blame them, it is fun to make a noise and have a voice and be part of a global movement no matter what side you are on.