We are free SP, we may not be aliens or giant teddies

But we are both LLS to the core!

Kenny and Britelite ! Two for the price of one, special July 4th offer for the SP only, they chimed together both the epitome of yumminess.

Now my July 4th weekend was taking shape. Expect Less. You see a second ago I was expecting nothing and now I hit the jackpot.

It was going to be a patriotic day I just had that feeling..,,

You can have this toy shark if you like

But you must battle it off me first , he smiled.

I wasn't feeling it.

Need a ring, SP?

Thank you no, I am quite adept in the pool I just don't want to get my hair wet. Do you have a swim hat?

But all the fabulous gals were being fabulous rather than worrying about wet hair.
Ah the worry less sign, that must mean forget the hat and jump right in.

Cool off SP, jump in lass,said the parasol ladies.

You got it. I fancy one of these giant floating toys myself.

An alien, I love aliens. Action ahoy!

"Your fluffy pink bikini is super sexy SP, who needs windmills. Can I cop a feel?". Gosh even the alien art piece was a bit sleazy. Am I getting too old and prudish for all this?

Ahh, what divine weather...

Well this lass had taken pasties to a new level. How was one fully clad girl going to compete with that? I felt decidedly boring but made a mental note to pick up some windmill fans at the next opportunity.

Come join us SP, fancy a twirl?

Yes super sexy gals were everywhere but where were the lads ?

Wow everyone who was anyone was in the pool

Why was I not in it too?

I would head over to the pool if I was you it is pretty hot over there, trilled the gnomes.

"Take us with we need some action too as this adoption campaign sucks, not one person went for it."

Adopt a Gnome program

Tempting but not what I had in mind for my July 4th Pex weekend.

I am going to fill my heart with love

But where will I find it?

Expect Less.

Are you telling me I am to give up my dreams of meeting my prince and settle for any old thing, as I can never do that.

I had had enough of that art piece it was too self righteous and depressing. Right I need some action, what's next?

Give More

Give more of the money from my coffers to the poor and stop spending it all on me. Gulp, this art piece really has me busted.


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Live Simply

This must mean you never needed the Porridge Chair in the first place or all those Missoni bikinis and I have to stop spending my LLS's taxes on designer togs, but do my subjects want me to look like a schloch?

Free your mind from worries.

Hmmm, this could mean a lot of things as the SP is a wee bit of a worrier.

It must mean this whole porridge chair drama is over and I must forget about the whole thing and get on with my life. I LIKE this one.

At the art piece I pondered the messages obviously meant for me although disguised to appear universal.

Free your heart from hatred.

Hmmmm..., maybe the message was - Don't be so hasty to badmouth T and call him a player just because he rejected your offer to go back to NY and sleep with you every night. Maybe he has his own bed or a loving girlfriend who needs him more than you, even if you could have shared your porridge with him, (he looks like he has had enough porridge.) So I sent T light and wished him happiness and abundance and prosperity like they teach us in pranic healing.

Ok next message...

Hey SP, Don't get heart broken over T, you would have got bored quickly as he is a Ted of few words

There is loads of talent here , my dear. The groovy hipster in the borange outfit said.( that is blue and orange, as opposed to porange the pink and orange that the Disorient camp wear).

They dropped me off at the art and fire spinner station and took off.

T already had a bunch of new girls around him. What a player he turned out to be. Typical heart breaker. I sussed his game, the shy silent type my foot.

Seeing as T was never going to be a great conversationalist I decided to cut to the chase and get the smooching going from the get go.

But even a delightful royal peck got zilcho reaction. T stared ahead but his expression seemed to change to one of shock, probably couldn't believe his luck no doubt.

"Hey T, did you ever have a smooch from a real live Scottish Princess?"

He said nothing but continued to stare blankly forward as Teddy Bears do. He did take my hand though which I thought was quite romantic. Also next to him I looked positively skinny.

"Did you ever make it to New York, T, Sweetie?".

Everyone calls everyone Sweetie here. I picked this up and find it very useful as it allows you to be affectionate without having to do much.