After all these years of looking, i finally found my prince at Burning Man.

An ancient and hitherto unknown, ( and highly secret until now ) Scottish tradition requires one from the Scottish royal family to wear gold for festive occassions. Who knew whilst cyclying merrily around the desert in my gold two piece, I would bump into a fellow Scot of lofty origins, Sir Horatio Humpledick of Aberneathy, also in striking gold regalia. What a thrilling reunion, we Scots get everywhere.