A loyal and traditional fan from Glasgow, Miss MacDarah, goes wild with excitement when she hears that the SP has won Google Blog of the Century.
Critical acclaim for the SP Blog to date -
"Never has so hysterical a blog been created on this planet - read this blog and prepare to fall of your seat laughing." The New Yorker.
"The Scottish princess is the next Paris Hilton, only prettier, smarter, better dressed and more sexy. " The New York Post, page 6.
"I can hardly eat my breakfast of porridge and raisens in the morning for the excitement of waiting on the next SP blog." Thomas Friedman, NY Times.
"The Scottish Princess has made waking up in the morning a joy instead of an endless sea of despair, emptiness and lonliness." Jean Paul Sartre.
"If only I could have had a blog half as good as this, things might have turned out very differently for me. Stay beautiful, you princess in the wind." Marilyn Monroe.
"That witch has been destroyed and New York and Nanuet, Rockland County are far safer places thanks to the heroic actions of our very own SP. (If only I had met you before Judith, what a team we could have made.) Mike Bloomberg, NYC Mayor.
"I am standing down. It is all yours. At a time of strife and needless wars in the world, America needs a voice like yours." Hilary Clinton.
"What are you doing tonight, baby." Bill Clinton.
(oops I wasn't supposed to put that one in)
"After that terrifying fight to the death with that evil witch we are returning the nobel peace prize and awarding it to you instead, Miss SP." George W.
Ahh well , credit where credit is due, I suppose. Trusy fans feel free to write your own words of praise, as long as you want, in the comments section which is thoughtfully designed for this very purpose.
3 comments:
your royal slyness,
just the other day i was talking with my old high school pal Albert Einstein about Your Godliness, and he's an even bigger fan of yours as the average noble prize winner. take it straight from his mouth:
"Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this walked the earth in flesh and blood."
and how could they, if even our own generation doesn't fully appreciate the blessing thou brang upon thee?
bow and foot kiss
your loyal subject
nicknock
Your Royal Sillyness,
Brilliant Entry. Just Brilliant Darling.
*I am saying "brilliant" with that fake Sean Connery accent that I do especially badly. You have to roll the 'r' in brilliant.
Darling,
A very good sign that Jonathan Franzen hasn't weighed in here. But at Fresco the other day, Cyndie mentioned that the Queen had told her that as a surprise and belated birthday gift to you, she was going to crown you the Crown Princess of Scotland, and bequeath to you Doune Castle for your royal residence. Unfortunately, the Castle Doune is in a bit of a shambles at the moment, but she is confident that with your decorating and artistic skills you will be able to turn it around in no time.
Oprah should be calling any day.
Love but no kisses today as I have a wretched cold,
Elizabeth Gambino
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