After all that dancing I decided to head off to Ananda Ashram to recharge and relax. I heard there was some frozen lakes where you could be Jesus for a day and walk across water. I was stopped in my tracks by the tall, handsome, 7 foot debonair Stuart the Yogi Ashram Snowman, who sported a jaunty cowboy hat.

"Hey Princess, " he beckoned me over, "what about me, don't forget about me. All day I stand still and frozen, my mind in deep meditation and contemplation, but my heart searching, searching for my true love, always looking across the lawn, waiting for her to stroll by and see the glint in my eye. I know she is out there but with my body stuck to this garden lawn it is kind of hard to go and find her. Can you help please? "

"Stuart, I have just the gal you have been waiting for all this time. Nicola, from London, the sexy naked Snow woman from the November 23rd post. She too is looking for Mr Right and in the meantime she is hanging in the Ice Bar in NYC, waiting for the first snowfall, due on valentines day no less, so she can have her coming out party. Her last boyfriend was Arthur, the legendry Abominable Snowman but she dumped him as he had a nasty temper and threw his carrot nose at passer bys, most distasteful, sick even. She would love a cool chilled Yogi like you. Follow me , my country lad,love is only a short journey away."

"Don't mind if I do, Ma'm. I need a change of scenery. Do you think she will like my hat?"