Half way through the parade a Chinease Dragon dog came looking for me and warned me,

"SP, my dear one, you had best go back into hiding as every dog and pig in this little red apple of ours i on the warpath, for you. They are considering teaming up against you as an act of revenge. You had better sceedaddle m'lady. Take the next plane out of town or you may end up as mincemeat in a hamburger bun, what a waste of black sequins that would be."

How do you like that? I thought the hat and red sunglasses was working well as a disguise, obviously not.

"Help, Mr Dragon Bug Eyed Dog,where can I go, where no hot blooded four legged will be able to find me?"

"How about ..... s? ," he slobbered in my ear.