"Hey, why do all the dogs have so much fun, just cos I live in Brooklyn and I am a cute kitten not an ugly old fleabitten dog, you think you can miss me out, I am not part of the Hamptons doggy theme or scene, so what. I hang out in the city at the weekend where the really cool folk are and avoid the Hamptons overcrowded restuarants and three hour commute on the LIE.

Look how nice and still I am for the photo, I have potential too you know. I am a star of the Cute Overload blog already so I should totally be in your crumby old blog that hardly anyone even reads anyway."

This animal thing is getting out of hand now. Time for a love story, a war scene, anything but dogs, cats and pigs.