Holiday reading. Saint Tropez Diet and The Secret.

Carmel confessed to gaining a few pounds whilst in captivity on the roof of the Good Dog hot dog restaurant. However the diet book bored him silly until he saw steak tartare was allowed and it was recommended to spend most of your life in St Tropez or the Hamptons, because as it is so hot there you loose weight easily just by sweating whilst doing nothing but working on your tan. Look at him letting it all hang out at the pool and looking super cool if a tab flabby with his new sun hat and alluring purple Missoni shades.

Whilst on the roof he overheard diners going on about the book called "The Secret." so we had to buy it for him. From what we can make out dipping through the book, if you think of something you make it come to life so it is best to think about getting very rich, and have everyone fall madly in love with you and having the perfect body or anything else you want, then the law of the universe gets it for you as long as you really believe it will. Quite simple really. Carmel wants a lifetime supply of steak tartare and to spend his summers here lounging at the Shapolsky Share House Pool so he will have the perfect body. I want........ well do we have all day? My list is very exhaustive and the universe is keeping very busy hunting for the last pair of Chanel runway size 8 black suede thigh high boots with red piping.