"No I do not have any shrimp cocktail in my handbag, off you go.

You want to be on the blog too.

What makes you such a special Hamptons It Dog from all the throngs of them out there this weekend? Just because you got in to polo does not mean you are guaranteed a spot in my blog, I already did the polo part, now I am writing about the champagne party.

Oh, okay then. Pose nicely at least. Just so you realize, you have disrupted the whole flow and sequence of events you know, we did the polo. You don't care, charming.

Sit, smile. Cheese."