Overheard at Bridge Hamptons Polo Match.

"Marshmallow, pay attention, this is a very important moment. Look at Nachos, the number one player go, wow, impressive. He is hot."

No I did not say eat Nachos, and you will make yourself sick if you do not stop guzzling that shrimp cocktail, since when did dogs eat seafood. "

"Miss SP, if you actually read the Saint Tropez diet book instead of flicking through it, you too would know that eating shrimp cocktail makes you slim." Marshmallow retorted licking his chops with a stray shrimp hanging out of his jaws. "Yummy, I love Polo."

"Marshmallow you know as well as me that shrimp cocktail is not kosher and so not allowed, put that down now."