"Why should I move, it is very comfortable here, way better than that decrepid rickety old basket he used to make me sleep in. Plus I get to enjoy the fresh air and I look cool and nice princesses like you make a fuss of me and take my photo and make me famous by putting me in a world famous comedy blog. Hey Carmel, you got the right idea, the Hamptons is the way to go."

Charcoal said busy enjoying himself whilst working on his tan.