I was walking down 5th Avenue around 20th Street today and I noticed the strangest thing.

A whole new comedy show about a lady who is obviously having a heavy duty love relationship with a dog. You see I knew this D Date ( as opposed to JDate, where you can meet Jewish dates) thing would take off but I really did not realize that after I legitimized the whole thing by writing about it in my blog and now it is no longer taboo anymore, Comedy Central would move in so fast to make a whole TV Show about Doggy Love.

It is kind of cute as the TV Star Dog wears a special "Sarah" jacket proclaiming his love for his gal for the whole world to see, sort of the way a man might tattoo his arm with his special lady's name or initials. She looks glum and fed up, sitting on her swing waiting for her life to improve by magic. Perhaps she is fed up that no one really understands why she can only have a romantic relationship with a dog when by the last count there are still plenty men around on the planet, even if many of them are nerds, geeks, bores, has beens, wimps, loosers, airheads, alkies, druggies, self obessed, pitiful and painfully dull, in fact most are a complete waste of space .

( That she knows, not that I know, because I do know a few cool guys who are totally awesome, well I know one, did know one, actually he left town. Sarah, any room on that swing? I confess to be a little glum myself right now but that is another story. Ah men. )

Sarah, you are not the only one who loves a dog, a very nice lady in Chelsea restaurant, see Monday's post, is doing the same thing as you, so cheer up. I can tell you the restaurant where they let the dog dates sit at the table with you so you don't have to crouch down to hear what your date is wuffing / saying to you and scuff your pants. The food is decent too. Don't despair, Sarah.