"My lovely Pink FairyGodmother," I sobbed in depair," please can you tell me why I always go home alone at the end of a party, even the Devil took off without me and he seemed really keen to grab me in the first part of the night.
Is it something I said? I 've changed my mind. I'll take a Fallen Silver Winged Angel, an Egyptian Doggy Man, the Blue Wizard, even Dave the Dirty Devil. I am fed up with that depressing cab ride aback to the East Village alone AGAIN," I howled desperately into his ear, with one eye casting around to see if anyone decent was left. Anyone, anything with a pulse...
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You’d “settle for the Blue Wizard”? Hrrmmphh… I don’t normally like to be settled for. But then, perhaps you were interested after all, and I always have trouble discerning when a woman might be interested in me (unless she’s really forward about it), let alone a Princess. I didn’t get any signals at all to that effect. Oh, my beautiful SP; if I did not have an early morning Wizard’s Council to attend (requiring me to leave early), I would have been honored to escort you home and tickle your fancy. Perhaps the fates will be in my favor at some other time. You certainly have a way of staying on a man’s mind. Until next time…..
Signed- The Winter King (Blue Wizard), the Green Man, and other costuming persona
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