"Help me SP, I do not want to sell hoover bags anymore. I thought it would be fun to do a grown ups job but it is horrid, I want to go and join all my friends and have fun with the kiddies in Macy's. I was hijacked at the store and grabbed by a nasty dour man in a grey suit and a red tie and forced to stand here like a dope as if selling hoover bags was the be all and end all. Boo Hoo, I want to go home to Greenland, and see my Uncle Santa and Uncle Rudolph. "

This is criminal. Poor Elfie.