Hey, what was her message I didn't hear it, it is so noisy in here with all these drunken Santas." Shouted a sexy elf lady.

Something like dont worry, The Super Blue Jew will do his stuff, he is a pro, you may as well as enjoy yourself as this is Santacon, your one day off in the year. Oh yes and at the end, she said Peace on Earth. I think it is her best speech yet, I heard a Santa say in the corner.

Phew I got away with it and won over the crowd as usual by the skin of my teeth.