"Take my picture, take my picture, I want to be remembered forever more in your world famous comedy blog. Tomorrow all of New York will be toasting me! Hurry. I want to be famous like you. Cheese!"

"Smile, Justina, make love to the camera, New York Post Page 6, Sunday Times Style Section here we come, baby." I snapped away my budding pink model.

Justina Loves kissed the air with a dramatic flourish, of course I had to do as she bid, I can't be the only famous one all the time.