" I went out with the Sandman myself, I am the Brown and White Felt Lady , like you he wooed me and wined and dined and dumped me. I happened to be reading your blog, as everyone in the world does, and I saw a photo of that scumbag. I can not believe a) he is up to his old tricks and b) you of all people fell for it. SP you can do so much better. The Sandman went for me as he thought we looked good together. He was made of sand I am made of felt but really when we made out it was terribly itchy and all of his sand got stuck in my felt , little did I know that that was the least of our problems. Please stop brooding as being single is better than being sandy."

Well she did have a point there.