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Sunday, February 10, 2008
Winter in New York and Doggy Couture has taken over the city.
Women on Doggy Dates have really come a long way in smartening up thier dates. It is so tough to get your guy to look good, if he simply has no style most women give up quickly rather than have their date embaress them in front of their friends with a geeky clueless outfit. However Dogs wear what they are told, they are far more pliable in that sense and you can make a statement about how cool you are by the coolness of your dog.
I was walking around the east village and this stripy mut stopped me in my tracks.
"Hey, SP, he barked, " what is going on in your blog these days, all that boring stuff about the Sandman and LA art show which no one cares about and not a whit about the NY Doggy Scene which the whole doggy community worldwide was following and enjoying and then nothing, you dropped us like a hot potato, well thanks. If you check your blog counter ( something I try to limit myself to only 20 checks per day) you will see the number has plummeted as we dogs on principle stopped reading so put us back in sooner rather than later unless you want your readership to drop in half. I mean look at this trendy coat, half the reason I got it was I was hoping to be on the blog so put me on it or else I will bite your suede boots and leave a toothmark on them."
What a terrible viscous threatening dog, of course I had to oblige with a quick winter doggy fashion piece.
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