"Hey,SP,Meatballs told us you met the Sandman's uncle in France, what's the scoop? All of us dogs want to know but can you make it quick as I am training for the Marathon."

"Sure, Honeysuckle, love the pawwear by the way. Well last month I went to Cannes and I was walking up the Croisette to the Grand Palais when all of a sudden I saw..."