Surreal,sexy,funny comedy adventures in New York and beyond. Culture, Art and Romance. Fantasy or Reality? Fairy tale or Fact? FACTION. Alice in Wonderland meets Sex in the City. Enter the world of the Scottish Princess and her many strange friends and find out.... A piece of advice, this blog is like a book so you must read it backwards, scroll down then read up.
Friday, April 11, 2008
"Mon cherie SP,watch your step,Madame, it is slippy from the rain, I see you found me at last, I have been watching you march up and down the Croisette all day but only now you notice me, too busy with the petites chiens as usual. Allow me to introduce myself, Oncle Sandman."
"The Sandman world community was very saddened by your heartbraking tale of a forlorn forsaken love affair with our friend and nephew,the Bahamas Sandman, who is in hiding since your blog made him so infamous.You will be pleased to know he is loosing money on Wall Street as we speak although he told me to tell you to buy gold.
SP, you must realize that we Sandman people are here today and gone tomorrow, that is how it is with us, always on the move, you yourself have the same roots, you are a wandering Jew, never in one place for long. Bahamas Sandman did not mean to stand you up that night he just could not stick around and wait for you, he simply had to go. We sadly like the Wolves in the Guggenheim exhibit are not our own boss, we do as Mother Tide dictates, whether we like it or not. When we are summoned back to the Sea we must go and quickly too. We are not cut out for relationships, most of us dream of even one night stands but we never get that, a few hours then we vanish and that is that.
Most humans forget us instantly yet you SP were different.Your love for the Bahamas sandman touched us all and gave us hope that we can make an impact and be loved by a gal like you and even become a bit famous by appearing in this here blog, there is hope for us. So thanks to you. The Sandman World Community will never forget you. But please do move on, it is nearly Spring, the perfect time to find a real Manly Man who can spend the night with you, and won't get sand in your sheets, I am sure NewYork is full of them. All the best to you,Madame SP."
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