Only a few steps away and Doggy Couture was out in force in the park. This four legged friend barked me over to him and as I was admiring his Burberry jacket and leggings he woofed in my ear,

"Meatballs told me your life is as interesting as a piece of wet cardboard and he'd rather watch paint dry than listen to you."

Yup, the day was shaping up nicely.