"Anything wrong Luvie, you look like you are having a small meltdown, perhaps the Lace Goddess can advise you on some more shall we say up to date party wear.

Breathe, Relax. Now look at my eyes, don't you see how darling they are, shall I touch up your make up for you, Lace Goddess to the rescue. Nothing that my box of tricks can't solve."

WWWhhhhheeeyyylannn.... I cried to the wall, help!