His beautiful pretty in pink amazon size 2 lady friend came running after me, her perfect body toned, muscled and firm.

"See matching pet animal handbags, who cares about those matching It couples outfits, we will start a fashion of our own." She said very kindly.

"Do you really think any of the guys noticed our cute cuddly lamb and doggy handbags with all those breasts flying around?" I cried.

"Dear, dear, of course they did, you are getting yourself in a tiz over nothing, perhaps a session on self esteem might help, shall we say 9am my office?"

I pretended I didn't hear and sped off into the night. Animal handbags ! As if. Ask Monica Lewinsky if making great handbags ever did anything for her post Bill C.