"I just heard a rumor that a certain royal Jewish imposter is making claims on the Waspy Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club. This is a members only zone, can't you read,madame.There has been some complaints that you Madame have been destroying the peace and tranquility of this here club with your royal posturing. Be Gone!"

Imposter, has he no idea. That is no way to treat the SP, many loyal subjects have been beheaded for far less. I must speak to my bodyguard about him, this Tennis Club was officially claimed by me a good half hour ago. Obviously news travels slowly around here.