I was walking along the beach and I saw a man brandishing a giant magic wand that listens to the waves.

"What are you doing, making an evil sound to chase away jelly fish, can I swim next to you so I won't get stung?" I asked the man in the red hat.

"Sure but this device won't stop you getting stung, SP, it is for making me rich!"

" It is, how does it do that?" I asked him.

"It finds me diamonds and gold rings that foolish gals like you drop in the sand when you go swimming or toss away when you fall out with your fancymen? How do you think I can afford to live here? See my white basket it is full of gems, take a look."

Sure enough it was a Hamptons treasure chest! Now I am going to swim with extra strong goggles so I too can buy a big house with real walls out here at the beach.