"Come back, Beautiful Princess and Elegant Fair Lady in Fine Hat, I know you want me, I can show you a good time, just look at me, I can swing my pearls and groove it like you ain't ever seen."

He stared me in the eye willing me towards him. I inched backwards deeper onto the sofa.

"EEEEEkkkkkkkk," I shrieked, "Soulilicous sure has some crazy cats, ok. Lets quit this joint."