"I'm telling you it is a winner and the t-shirts and pins too," I told that Goon in my toughest voice.

"You wait and see, remember how I prophecised doogy couture last year, all my ideas catch on, you dopey goon. You should try and be a bit cool and wear an Obama t-shirt instead of that silly old Freddie glove with the knives, so last year, every one knows it is you Georgey B, under that mask ."