My Capitan Dave Leventhal, a dear friend and Kostume Kult star who many of you will not recognise here as he is always in a fabulous highly original costume, said,

"Don't get too bogged down already about your new sins, I am sure He up there did not see a thing with Rabbi Burt doing such a fabulous job, you probably got away with it. Now lets go eat some spaghetti limoni at Supper,I am starved!"

Happy New Year everyone.

Last tip, buy a very small notebook you can carry in your pocket and write down all your sins as they happen so you don't miss any and next year you will probably sail into the book of life with a minimum of repentance if you clear them up as you go.

For you hard up bankers if you can't afford a two dollar mini note book from Staples then put them all down in your blackberry or 3G iphone, in the notes section. At least you won't have wasted $300 and it will give you something to do and keep the brain working, very important in these times of great stress. You could also be really clever and secretly write all your friend, colleagues or partners down as well and then sell them their sins list right before Yom Kippur and probably make a tidy wee sum for yourselves, way more reliable and useful than short selling!

Ah, another brainwave from the SP! How do I do it?