Ok so I have a confession to make, it relates to the last photos you saw of me.

Here I am in Sunny Glasgow in the Vicky Hospital. Poor Wee McGranny. I printed out one of these photos of me and I gave it to her, she did not even have to ask me for it. She tried to pin it up on her noticeboard and let go off her zimmer walking frame and fell backward with a loud and pinful kerthump and fractured her hip and ended up in hospital. She is smiling here but the expression is a bit resigned and fed up. I on the other hand look very pleased with myself, but that is because I just had my hair done in a Glasgow salon and I am excited to see the McCousins for Friday night dinner.

So it is true what they say, pride does come before a fall, except she was the one that fell not me.

My whole trip home I felt so guilty about granny's fall. She kept assuring me she was having dizzy turns and would have fallen anyway but still I feel it was Kinley's photo of me that did it. Be warned SP loyal subjects be careful when you pin up the photo on your desk, bedside table or whatever and don't try to pin it up too high or you may meet a similar fate. ( You could just keep it in your wallet).

In future I will supply photos with a health warning. Please only pin up at eye level in the company of a family member or care giver. Or everyone will be dropping like flies and that is no good, is it?