"SP, I have two gifts but they are not for me, they are for the waiters, it is all a con. My job is stand here, smile and encourage hungry passers by to stop in for a nosh , with the subliminal message that they make a get a gift as a reward for eating here. The food is awful too, all processed and full of animal fats.

The restaurant is empty no wonder. I wish I could join my family and all the elves but I will suffer on for my pittance of $3 an hour , at least I am trying to make an honest living. Many chimney sweep boys have given up and taken to breaking into cars this season. Times are tough."