Wednesday, January 14, 2009



"Ach, will ye stop with yer gabbing lass and get back to dancing and cheer us up. I had to switch to H2O I have been boozin' that long.Do a jig or something Irish, we are tired of the pole dancing. Elves want jigs, elves want jigs," said the shockheaded redheaded Elfy with the giant black belt. He looked exhausted.

"What's your story?" we asked him.

"I got me jotters, didn't I from Macy's after 18 years of hard work and devotion to the kidlets. Said they won't be needing Elfys no more and I should clean chimneys or build highways as part of Obama's rejuvenation scheme. So I came here to be with friends. What day is it? What time is it? I lost track. Is it light outside? Do you have a nickel, Missy you look like a nice sort."
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