"Not likely. I am sorry times are so hard. Here's a quarter for the Elfy Fund and leave me and my IPhone alone. I just got it and I love it and it has loads of cool Apps too like Pandora and Shazam and Night Camera and Wikipanion and To Do and Wunderradio and..."

Santa's Little Helper brought out his sweet little sign which looked more like a club he was going to beat me over the head with than anything else.

"OOOh, I want it give it over. Or Else." He growled. They always said watch the ones with red hair. I handed over my most precious item in the world.

" Yuk. Pink case. I hate pink, clashes with my hair. Take it back. Get me another case and then I will have it.Go now, they sell them on the street I hear."

"Yes Handsome Charming Elfy, of course. I will get you a blue case now."

I put my phone back in my bag quick and ran in the opposite direction. Thank goodness I had the pink case on it tonight, what a godsend. I see these Santas and Elves are desperate and this mission is really quite dangerous. I needed more troops.