"Now you Elfy Chops, sit quietly and watch the dancing. Santa Dancing Queen is coming back on and she wants some nice tips so behave and she may do a private dance for you. Sit down and be good. Your Mexican buddy wants you to go sit over there with him so you have a good view, off you go now, on your way.. yes over there. Very good."

He trundled off quietly, the IPhone sudddenly forgotten as the Dancing Queen started grooving and swaying her hips to the grinding soul music.