"You are being really sleazy and tacky, Pirate Santa Sam, let the Dancing Queen do her job in peace without you heckling her like a lout, have you no manners. The SP abhors Sleazy guys."

"Who you calling Sleazy Princess Pinky? Take off that white fluffy jacket of yours and let's see what you have got for starters. You look pretty juicy yourself."

"How dare you , I am the SP and my jacket stays on, you louse." Secretly I was rather pleased he had the hots for me too! Maybe I am not finished yet.