Saturday, April 04, 2009


14. Actually get up in time to meditate in front of a sunrise.

This is a good time to check in with G-d and tell him about your woes or dreams or ask him politely to speed up that old master plan of his to make your life perfect in every respect.

(He is probably a bit overwhelmed right now himself with the global mess that everyone and their dog seems to be swept up in and I am sure his 3G iphone is probably ringing off the hook.

So perhaps start by saying , "G-d I understand you have a lot on your plate right now, as we all do, but remember the soul mate you promised me 15 years ago, well I am still waiting and my hair is getting a tad grayer and I would like to meet him before I am sixty so could you maybe just bump me a up a bit on the queue. I don't have to be at the front but can you NOT do the list in alphabetical order or by country as United States is a little far back on the alphabet. Thanks. I promise to light the candles every Friday night from now. In sales we are taught the importance of quid pro quo. You do something for me and I will do something for me. Try bargaining with G-d too, anything to catch his attention.
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