"He has not even noticed you or me, he is too busy being cool and unavailable and interesting. I can't take it. I am following Jimmy's good example and hopping out the window, at least I am wearing red matching lacy la perla underwear so I am good to go, thanks for being a great mate Sash, I will leave you all my clothes and 1950 pepper pot collection. See ya cruel world."

I made for the window that was enticingly open after Jimmy's attempted leap to West Broadway.