Wait a minute, is that not Jimmy Venturi the famous East village film director who seems to be about to throw himself out the window. His recent escapade involved saving an architect's house from being torn down , his parents' house, by physically lifting it up and then floating it up the Hudson river. As a result he is the talk of the town and beautiful woman are throwing themselves at his feet.

"Jimmy, don't do it, it can't be that bad. You will spoil a perfectly good party, get back inside." I yelled, just in time.

"Oh SP,"he said, with a smile exuding great gratefullness,"you rescued me, I was about to end it all over a woman who is refusing to be my facebook friend, I have already 561 friends, but she is the only one who really matters."

Well at least it was over love, not stocks, more noble by far.

"Jimmy, you need to see some art and you are in the right place for that. Now chillax, baby."