"What is the kerfuffle about, you are disturbing my guests who must enjoy my pasta dish in peace," said Diego, the cool Chelsea loft owner.

"I don't eat pasta anymore too many carbs but let my friends enjoy their dinner. I am closing the window once and for all. The SP is in my room posing in front of the paintings. She found a new photographer, ME. She is quite her usual self, even if she snagged the $50 Walfords on the window sill."