"Hi Princess, Welcome home, did you find a decent Jewish husband yet? The only one who goes to NY , home of the Jews and Michael Bloomberg, and comes home alone every trip. Nu? Ahh, forgive me but an important birthday greeting from cousin Amanda in Toronto just came in. I must respond immediately, lawyers time is very precious."
" but dad you retired, your job is driving mum round the highlands now for painting and helping your gazillions of charity causes, surely there is a moment for me. After all I did fly across the pond to see you for your big day."

-- Post From My iPhone
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