"Allright, melady Princess, hop and board and let me see what treasure I have for you, OOh AARRRR," he grinned, pulling out a bag of Pirate Booty potato crisps,"enjoy."

"That is it, mouldy old crisps from the shop but I wanted a huge jewelled necklace like Zenya's, this treasure is L.A.M.E., I am off to dance instead, tell Mr Banana the boat is all his."