"Mr Banana and Captain Jim, is this thing seaworthy and safe do you think? Mr Banana, I think only one rider at a time so go make someone slip on the dance floor so I can try and find a fabby necklace like Zenya's, you don't need jewellery as you are a banana with nowhere to wear it and I am a princess."

Maybe that was not so angelic of me but it was true a necklace would look silly on a banana with no neck.