When the shark saw Zenya, he scarpered off in an instant and who could blame him.

"Pah, I am not afraid of any old shark,"smiled Zenya, "I have been fighting off worse than him all night. Here,Sharkee, Sharkee."

Her black leather waders, silver mesh pirate hat and glorious booty necklace treasure round her neck was quite fetching indeed and I quite fancied a bite of her myself but I went for some wholewheat broccoli pizza instead as it seemed a bit safer. I did not fancy wrestling the shark again quite so soon.