As I scampered I heard a squeeky Mexian voice call after me,"Mester Rufus, keeeelll that Scottish geerl, breeng her back to Freddie she must pay the Red Steecker is ready for Ze Porredge Chair. She must pay or die."

Keel her ,keel her,keel her ....

Blimey I thought last time I gallery hop without a bodyguard. These Mexican atrocities should be locked up they are a danger to society and honest citizens like me. Luckily I am almost out the door $11,500 richer. Ha! ( whenever I don't buy things I always feel instantly richer, do you or is that just a Scottish way of thinking?"