One fun thing about living in America is you get to celebrate all the American holidays free of charge. Nice.

Memorial Day is a chance for us young 'uns to stand and clap for the war veterans as they ride by in the Memorial Day Parade in Sag Harbor on Main Street. By the way every American town has a main street called Main Street, it amazes me that the posties don't get totally confused.

Being Sag Harbor veterans, these old men drive around in vintage red convertables, looking extremely dapper. By the way I extended my age range for suitors from 25 to 85, so all those in the car are quite eligble. ( Contact me privately riders if you want to try your hand with the SP. If you fought in a war then you are definately a Manly Man.)